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Old 11-13-2009, 05:28 PM   #1
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i may be taken out by the klan for revealing this,
This is exactly why there are all the code words in the BIZ for black people -
"Oh no a table of 14 CANADIANS just sat down, i don't want that table , do you?"

etc etc

also, what about the tables that dont tip, mercilessly running around the server for worthless shit, like topping off water that 85% full, plates of finely cut lemons, extra napkins (to throw on the floor) , and then on top of no tip, leaving the biggest mess that takes a 5 person team to clean the table, sanitize the seats and sweep and mop the floor?!!? i think it is the strategy that if the table is in such general disarray that you are not even supposed to notice that there is no tip until you have shoveled through 1' layer of crap and are looking at a bleak tipless table to realize it. of course by that time, they are 20 minutes gone.
No, those would be the Wed. night church goers.

Take up your entire area for 3 hours, then you leave you a Bible pamphlet.

This happened to my sister-in-law. She made it to the register before they left, and told them that a bible message wasn't going to feed her two kids and to shove it up their asses and never come back.

Yes, she kept her job, and the rest of the staff, including the owner, applauded her.
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:33 PM   #2
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No, those would be the Wed. night church goers.

Take up your entire area for 3 hours, then you leave you a Bible pamphlet.

This happened to my sister-in-law. She made it to the register before they left, and told them that a bible message wasn't going to feed her two kids and to shove it up their asses and never come back.

Yes, she kept her job, and the rest of the staff, including the owner, applauded her.
They are the WORST!!!!
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:35 PM   #3
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No, those would be the Wed. night church goers.

Take up your entire area for 3 hours, then you leave you a Bible pamphlet.

This happened to my sister-in-law. She made it to the register before they left, and told them that a bible message wasn't going to feed her two kids and to shove it up their asses and never come back.

Yes, she kept her job, and the rest of the staff, including the owner, applauded her.
But were they black, that could drastically change the story

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Old 11-13-2009, 05:37 PM   #4
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But were they black, that could drastically change the story

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Old 11-13-2009, 05:37 PM   #5
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yes fleck i have had that happen with both crowds.
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:01 PM   #6
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Aussies and Europeans don't tip. They don't in their countries-so they carry that here. Overseas Americans are King because we DO tip.
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:33 PM   #7
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They're just getting back at Whitey.

Though this thread reminds me of some very racist/sexist/homophobic/mexican/whitey jokes I heard the other day and I remember one of them was "Why don't black people tip well". I can't recall the reply though.

I always heard the worst was families for tipping or at least not worth the tip you get for all the bullshit you have to deal with.

I couldn't be a server, especially after working my current job. I literally almost got into a fist fight with a guy plus we cussed each other out. The fucker called the company my company works for and got in contact with my boss. He told me and said "Next time hit him with a line hammer so I don't have to hear him bitch. I had to cuss him out for 5minutes before he hung up". I love my job (hate my pay).
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Old 11-13-2009, 08:59 PM   #8
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Though this thread reminds me of some very racist/sexist/homophobic/mexican/whitey jokes I heard the other day and I remember one of them was "Why don't black people tip well". I can't recall the reply though.
Thanks for sharing.

Here's a tip for you:

If you don't know the punchline, don't tell the joke.

Fucking amateurs.

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Old 11-16-2009, 09:49 AM   #9
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No, those would be the Wed. night church goers.

Take up your entire area for 3 hours, then you leave you a Bible pamphlet.

This happened to my sister-in-law. She made it to the register before they left, and told them that a bible message wasn't going to feed her two kids and to shove it up their asses and never come back.

Yes, she kept her job, and the rest of the staff, including the owner, applauded her.
while we have probably all had to deal with that situation at one time or another, if I were the owner I would have let your sister go while they were there. they will definitely go home and begin telling their friends how terribly rude the server was. Yes it sucks they feel that is a tip to "bring you to the Lord" but it is a TIP not a required amount to be paid.
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:55 PM   #10
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As for my peers (my age group) all the black people I know tip normally.
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