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Old 12-16-2008, 12:15 PM   #1
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dont be bitter because you got the dutch oven!
You gotta love the dutch oven. Unless your the one in it.

My wife and I have been together since high school off and on so....

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Old 12-16-2008, 12:23 PM   #2
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Yeah, boys NEVER do that. And they never laugh when they pull the sheets over your head either. Now THAT would be sexay!!
I don't do that sort of thing, but you're right. Other guys do it but at least they have good excuses - they're guys and hence are pigs by nature.

Women are suppose to be soft, tender, cuddly, smelling good.

Like I said, if you feel comfortable around me, do something nice to me. Releasing biological agent isn't exactly what I have in mind.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:23 PM   #3
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Are these woman with the "fancy pussies" you talked about picking up with your favorite music?

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Old 12-16-2008, 03:28 PM   #4
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Damn dude. You must make them comfortable like an old pair of pants for them to rip ass on you.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:30 PM   #5
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dutch oven?
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:30 PM   #6
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dutch oven?
you don't know what that is? urbandictionary.com is your friend
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:34 PM   #7
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That makes my dick soft.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:36 PM   #8
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you don't know what that is? urbandictionary.com is your friend
I didnt read the whole thread.... I was suggesting that he give her a dutch oven.

Frankly, nothing quite as toast warm like getting the bed ready with a little oven action.
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After a night out with your lady at Taco Bell, you head to bed. As you look lovingly into her eyes, you rid your body of the gases that are building up in you from you wonderful Taco Bell meal. While you do this you take the covers and pull them over her head.

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Old 12-16-2008, 03:36 PM   #10
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if she's hot enough i'll suck the fart straight out of her ass and inhale that bitch
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