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Old 01-25-2011, 01:49 PM   #1
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Do it up close in a crowded lot things wont end as well for them.

I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! .
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:50 PM   #2
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I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! .
This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:52 PM   #3
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This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx
Right?

Someone is a jerk for trying to protect their investment?
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:53 PM   #4
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This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx
You have an NSX? very nice, must see soem pics.
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:54 PM   #5
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This thread is inspiring me to start keeping a box of screws in the nsx
See the answer is not to park like an asshole and you won't have any issues. . But if it's a close spot and the lots full I am very good at wedging my car in tight spots. If there's room I'm parking. .)

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I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! .
Isn't it ironic....doncha think?

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Isn't it ironic....doncha think?

Yes! Very small church, last spot in the entire lot. My step mom and son had to get out first before I crammed my car in there. My response to his dirty look was a HUGE grin and very direct eye contact.
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I delight in parking my 8 yr old Camry right on top of these jerks! the closer the better, just did it to a guy at my dads church a few weeks ago. It's even more fun when I get to see them getting in their car! .
this is funny to me. i brought my truck into the city for a party. parking is at a premium and some turd with a camary had tried to make the spot in front of him too small for all but a smart car. he was pulling his hair out as I parallel parked the truck between him and another car. he was the one who "infringed" on the spot ahead of him so he was the one I left the truck nearest to. I gave him at least 2 inches from my trailer hitch.
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I am guilty of parking next to nice cars. It was fun when I had the POS honda. Freak those bastards out. I normally park in the back of the lot anyway because I would rather walk than try to find a spot up close. It really pisses me off when my wife spends 5 mins looking for a spot when she could of just parked in the back and already been in the store 4 mins ago.

With the civic, if someone took two spots closer or in a full lot. I would park close enough to where they couldn't open their door without hitting my car and they couldn't get in on the driver's side. I didn't care if it got a ding. I already had 1000. lol

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No, I park in the handicapped space....

Do handicapped people make handicapped faces at you?

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