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Old 02-24-2010, 12:27 PM   #1
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Wonder why he doesn't mention Canada's #1 export....
I wasn't available for an interview.


Ooh...did you mean Celine Dion?
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Old 02-24-2010, 12:29 PM   #2
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I wasn't available for an interview.


Ooh...did you mean Celine Dion?
Boobies!!!!!

Sorry, what were we talking about?
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:19 PM   #3
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Wonder why he doesn't mention Canada's #1 export....
Celine Dion? Can we send her back please?
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:25 PM   #4
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Celine Dion? Can we send her back please?


No, she was a gift. That would be rude. You keep her!
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Old 02-24-2010, 02:39 PM   #5
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No, she was a gift. That would be rude. You keep her!
Okay but Brian Addams is returnable right?
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:05 PM   #6
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Okay but Brian Addams is returnable right?
Crap, did you keep the receipt?
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Old 02-24-2010, 05:38 PM   #7
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No, she was a gift. That would be rude. You keep her!
Naw dude, fuck you, we dont want her, thats why we confined her to Las Vegas with the rest of the trannys
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Old 02-27-2010, 10:50 AM   #8
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Celine Dion? Can we send her back please?
If there ever was a reason to nuke Canada, that is it.

I couldn't see the video but from what I gather Canada is cold so automatically that means Canada Sucks.

Which brings me to some facts. If you google "________ Sucks"
Canada Sucks = 10,600,000 hits
America Sucks = 7,760,000 (can be explained by Canadian-Americans)

Also if you add in how Canada has a population of roughly 30million meaning 1 out of 3 people in Canada suck. America has close to 8million hits with a population of 300million meaning I think 2 out of every 75 people suck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs5l9K--7M

Just some facts people. You can't argue with Google.
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Old 02-24-2010, 01:45 PM   #9
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Old 02-24-2010, 03:17 PM   #10
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Mandel is canadian??
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