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Old 09-22-2009, 10:45 PM   #11
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Old 09-22-2009, 10:53 PM   #12
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Resumes made with templates can be spotted a mile away and scream "I'm not creative and I'm pretty lazy". Just my experience.
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:01 AM   #13
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Resumes made with templates can be spotted a mile away and scream "I'm not creative and I'm pretty lazy". Just my experience.
and that describes me to a "T"!
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:38 PM   #14
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Resumes made with templates can be spotted a mile away and scream "I'm not creative and I'm pretty lazy". Just my experience.
There are only so many things you can do with a resume. I think it would be pretty hard to make a resume now and not have someone find a template that looks just like it or very close.

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Old 09-24-2009, 02:39 AM   #15
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There are only so many things you can do with a resume. I think it would be pretty hard to make a resume now and not have someone find a template that looks just like it or very close.

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Yea screw it! Worst of all, I spent a ton of time making my last resume and all the cute little details don't even tranfer when I apply online. I'm sure it's a formatting problem on my end, but it still sucks! I don't do any hiring anymore but when I did, I sure didn't give a fuck about curly Qs and borders or whatever... are you fucking qualified or not?!?
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Old 09-24-2009, 08:05 AM   #16
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Yea screw it! Worst of all, I spent a ton of time making my last resume and all the cute little details don't even tranfer when I apply online. I'm sure it's a formatting problem on my end, but it still sucks! I don't do any hiring anymore but when I did, I sure didn't give a fuck about curly Qs and borders or whatever... are you fucking qualified or not?!?
Creativity is warranted in some jobs...but I think you're right...most HR peeps just want to know if you're a qualified individual.

I have heard of someone putting their resume on an old shoe. Wrote that shit right on the leather. Can't remember what the job was.
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Old 10-31-2009, 12:47 PM   #17
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Thanks for the help. I put out two Resumes. One for a seasonal sales job at an electronics store which I received a job yesterday. And one to the Firefighters school. That one I'm still waiting on.

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Old 11-01-2009, 11:33 PM   #18
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Did you use the format I sent?
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Old 11-02-2009, 08:20 AM   #19
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Did you use the format I sent?
I worked with a few templates and my brother kinda came up with a hybrid.

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Old 11-02-2009, 10:01 PM   #20
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