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I am a farter....let 'er rip! 8 27.59%
Buuuurrrrrp! 2 6.90%
Fart fart burp fart burp burp! 13 44.83%
Tater's whore of an ex wife once burped and farted on me. 6 20.69%
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:40 AM   #1
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Burping != Farting
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Old 11-19-2009, 11:45 AM   #2
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COME ON GUYS!

Can't we just call it a farting thread?
Done!
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:00 PM   #3
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Voted for the 3rd option.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:05 PM   #4
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Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

*fart*

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Old 11-18-2009, 04:45 PM   #5
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I am a BELCHER!

I do occasioanlly fart, but it rarely makes noise or stinks.
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Old 11-18-2009, 06:09 PM   #6
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I do occasioanlly fart, but it rarely makes noise or stinks.
No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

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Old 11-19-2009, 08:11 AM   #7
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i can clear a room at will, if the noise from one end doesn't get you the smell from the other will. LOL

nothing compared to my g/f though. she cleared a floor at Sears.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:22 AM   #8
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No, it just turns up in the form of posts.

That was really mean.

I crack myself up.

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Old 11-18-2009, 06:15 PM   #9
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I am a farter....let 'er rip!

It has been passed down from my mothers side. My grandmother could open doors with it.

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Old 11-19-2009, 09:38 AM   #10
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I farted several times while reading this thread.
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