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Old 12-10-2010, 05:42 PM   #11
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When I had the ultrasound on my balls it was done by a female.
Were your balls pregnant?
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Old 12-10-2010, 05:46 PM   #12
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Were your balls pregnant?
Left ones big enough it could be, nah I developed a hydrocele in high school and they wanted to make sure there wasn't cancer or a tumor or some shit like that
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Old 12-10-2010, 06:07 PM   #13
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Did you make sure they were as smooth as eggs before you let her handle them? I had a lady handle my balls when I was young. She was gentle.
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Old 12-10-2010, 06:08 PM   #14
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Did you make sure they were as smooth as eggs before you let her handle them? I had a lady handle my balls when I was young. She was gentle.
I did some shaving..
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Old 12-10-2010, 06:49 PM   #15
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We have quite a few guys in my nursing program. Some woman freak out if they come in and try to help them to the bathroom but others don't care. One of my friends Garritt was helped give some lady a sponge bath and she wasn't shy at all about it. He was a bit more embarrassed by it though.
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Old 12-10-2010, 07:22 PM   #16
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well if its Ms. Decker...........then she needs to be doing more than just examining me.

*giggity*
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Old 12-10-2010, 07:29 PM   #17
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Old 12-11-2010, 12:12 AM   #18
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Not for prostate exams... Fingers are too small.
i bet you do like the fat finger anal massage. You should go into wrestling.
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Generally speaking in the medical field gender is a non-issue. I've had female docs and male docs examine my junk... most women I know of prefer a male gyno for some reason. ONSSP was doing an externship a couple months back at a urology clinic and handled more penis than I care to imagine.
In our hospital and I would assume many others we always have a female in th eroom as a chapperone when we do our gyn exams. idont need my career ruined by some chlamydia infested skell saying I did something inappropriate because I didnt have a chaperone in the room with me.
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Old 12-11-2010, 10:51 AM   #20
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I don't really see the difference in why a male vs female would matter. I could care less which I have as long as they are competent in their job. I didn't even realize they gave an option of female nurses with female patients anymore...I assumed you got who you got and that was it.
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