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Old 07-07-2009, 12:59 AM   #11
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And to think it was such an easy club to join, if only you had a clue!



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Old 07-07-2009, 01:00 AM   #12
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To be fair though, he did try...



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Old 07-07-2009, 01:02 AM   #13
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Fucking show off...



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Old 07-07-2009, 01:05 AM   #14
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Here's what I dont get. Why did he go thru all the plastic sugery. He look like a normal dude before.
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Old 07-07-2009, 01:26 AM   #15
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Here's what I dont get. Why did he go thru all the plastic sugery. He look like a normal dude before.
Top Ten Reasons M*J (tm) had plastic Surgery:

10: Jew nose!

9: Astronaut training.

8: Chicks dig scars!

7: Little boys dig scars!

6: Did I mention little boys yet?

5: Nut case!

4: FUCKING nut case!

3: Mistakes happen. Is it his fault he had a dyslectic urologist?

2: Witness protection program.

1: Donated lips to Angelina Jolie...



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Old 07-07-2009, 01:27 AM   #16
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Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.
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Old 07-07-2009, 01:55 AM   #17
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Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.
The nose was already under construction by Thriller.

You want my Psych 101 take on it?

He was nuts.

Yeah, OK, too easy. His Dad was a bastard, who never gave him the respect he deserved. No matter what he did, his old man still dogged him. Total prick.

So, in an effort to win approval, he built a train station at his house, and cut his nose off.

In other words, he was nuts.

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Old 07-07-2009, 02:36 AM   #18
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Well I meant seriously... what the fuck is wrong with you to want to change the normal old, thriller days of the mans face.
Well, looking at pics of his youth, he had very broad nostrils, so maybe he wanted to get a thinner nose. And plastic surgery probably wasn't all that good back then, so it turned out looking fake as hell.

As for the butt-crack-looking fake cleft on his chin, I have no idea what he was thinking.
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