I'm tired of these damn birds! - Page 2

zerioustt · 04-25-2011, 11:33 PM

flamethrower

Cutty72 · 04-26-2011, 12:45 AM

Install a bird bath and a bird feeder. Fill bird feeder with rice. Hide dog food. Install camera and laugh at tapes.

Corey · 04-26-2011, 01:47 AM

caveman · 04-26-2011, 09:09 AM

A high powered Paintball gun works good too. but the only problem with that is it could leave a trail for the hippies to follow right back your markers.

Possible legal ramifications????

Other than that I would go with the pellet gun or BB gun. And when you or the dog kill them leave them around the yard for a little bit. Birds don't come back to where there was previous bird carnage. When I was a kid I had one of my newspaper customers that loved birds, but he fed the stray cats of the neighborhood too. Every now and then though some cats would go a little feral and brutally destroy about four or five birds in one day and leave the remains around the yard. The birds would be gone for days.

Just make sure that when you do shoot them you keep the barrel of the weapon inside the door or window. The hippies will sure try to crucify you for the "senseless killing of harmless creatures of God" if they see a barrel sticking right out the window or door. Think along the same lines as a sniper would.

wildchild · 04-26-2011, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

Install a bird bath and a bird feeder. Fill bird feeder with rice. Hide dog food. Install camera and laugh at tapes.

this was my thought exactly.

don't get caught though as it will be considered cruelty to animals most likely.

air horn in a can from boat shop,
netting over the feeding area of your dog. birds know it's there and avoid the area.
plastic owl placed strategically

BTW air guns are considered firearms in most municipalities. again refer to above, don't get caught.

tommymac · 04-26-2011, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by zerioustt

flamethrower

That would work for me, we need it in NY damn canadian geese everywhere.

Scorched earth FTMFW

Apoc · 04-26-2011, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

That would work for me, we need it in NY damn canadian geese everywhere.

Scorched earth FTMFW

They are about to come back here.

Just be thankful Canadians shoot em in the spring, or you'd have a lot more right now.

They are actually pretty damn tasty in a smoker.

tommymac · 04-26-2011, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

They are about to come back here.

Just be thankful Canadians shoot em in the spring, or you'd have a lot more right now.

They are actually pretty damn tasty in a smoker.

seems a lot of em stay down here now. Life is good in suburbia for them, plenty of food and space and no real predators, plus you cant realy hunt them anywhere remotley residential.

OneSickPsycho · 04-26-2011, 12:09 PM

Step one... buy bug zapper.

Step two... remove protective cage.

Step three... rub peanut butter and bird seed onto the sides.

Step four... hang, plug in, and get a beer.

Step five... enjoy.

Homeslice · 04-26-2011, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

Install a bird bath and a bird feeder. Fill bird feeder with rice. Hide dog food. Install camera and laugh at tapes.

What happens to rice?

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04-26-2011, 09:09 AM	#14
caveman mmmm, Beeeer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: South of the D Michigan Moto: 08 HD Ultra Posts: 582	A high powered Paintball gun works good too. but the only problem with that is it could leave a trail for the hippies to follow right back your markers. Possible legal ramifications???? Other than that I would go with the pellet gun or BB gun. And when you or the dog kill them leave them around the yard for a little bit. Birds don't come back to where there was previous bird carnage. When I was a kid I had one of my newspaper customers that loved birds, but he fed the stray cats of the neighborhood too. Every now and then though some cats would go a little feral and brutally destroy about four or five birds in one day and leave the remains around the yard. The birds would be gone for days. Just make sure that when you do shoot them you keep the barrel of the weapon inside the door or window. The hippies will sure try to crucify you for the "senseless killing of harmless creatures of God" if they see a barrel sticking right out the window or door. Think along the same lines as a sniper would. __________________ Heres my 10¢, my 2¢ are free. Caveman

04-26-2011, 12:09 PM	#19
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	Step one... buy bug zapper. Step two... remove protective cage. Step three... rub peanut butter and bird seed onto the sides. Step four... hang, plug in, and get a beer. Step five... enjoy.