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Old 01-05-2009, 07:31 PM   #1
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someone had cold hands, didn't they?



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Old 01-05-2009, 07:30 PM   #2
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We actual sell giant decals of them...it's more a joke than anything though. We've only sold two, and they both went to Australia.

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Old 01-05-2009, 07:30 PM   #3
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You. Look. Retarded!
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:31 PM   #4
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You. Look. Retarded!
judging by that picture, he's been with some really large women or women who are particularly loose...
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Old 01-06-2009, 08:39 AM   #5
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Who the fuck still uses this? Seriously!

If I see a recent picture of someone giving "the shocker" I immediately want to wish them harm. Seriously!
Have you been shocked recently?
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Old 01-06-2009, 09:45 AM   #6
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Have you been shocked recently?
You offering?

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Old 01-06-2009, 09:53 AM   #7
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svrider.com use to have motoshocker stickers, it was incredibly ghey.
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The shocker is old and lame. Everyone knows The Minivan is where it's at. Two in the front, five in the rear.
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Old 01-06-2009, 10:44 AM   #9
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But how do you throw a mini van sign

I say just go for the Number one. They should know what you have in mind
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You offering?

Youll be shocked alright . . :bump:
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