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Old 07-01-2009, 03:56 PM   #1
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my carpet pythons since the larger one could take down one of my cats given the opportunity.

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This sounds like a good idea, do this and put it on youtube.

no pets > dogs > snakes > cats
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:02 PM   #2
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This sounds like a good idea, do this and put it on youtube.

no pets > dogs > snakes > cats
Uhhh no. However I did have a reticulated python that killed and ate a yorkie terrier many moons ago. Told my sisters friend(the owner fo the dog) that it must have run out the back door, then helped them go look for it.

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:10 PM   #3
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Uhhh no. However I did have a reticulated python that killed and ate a yorkie terrier many moons ago. Told my sisters friend(the owner fo the dog) that it must have run out the back door, then helped them go look for it.

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BOO!

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Old 07-01-2009, 04:05 PM   #4
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The girls parents are emotionally fucked for the rest of their lives and the one that found her should be on watch.

When they saw it...they shat bricks.



In related news, PETA has released a statement condemning the stabbing of the creature and 10 protestors gathered outside the home of the deceased toddler with signs stating "free the snake".

In more related news, a local man whipped out his penis and pissed on the PETA protestors. when questioned by the police he replied "they all had sign that told me to do it and with all the screaming and all"

In related related news
"I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs i want my baby back baby back...'
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Old 07-01-2009, 04:09 PM   #5
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The girls parents are emotionally fucked for the rest of their lives and the one that found her should be on watch.

When they saw it...they shat bricks.



In related news, PETA has released a statement condemning the stabbing of the creature and 10 protestors gathered outside the home of the deceased toddler with signs stating "free the snake".

In more related news, a local man whipped out his penis and pissed on the PETA protestors. when questioned by the police he replied "they all had sign that told me to do it and with all the screaming and all"

In related related news
"I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs i want my baby back baby back...'

I think PETA only protests for the cute cuddly animals they dont care about the evil snakes and other reptiles.

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:13 PM   #6
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"I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs i want my baby back baby back...'
Hell.

It's where you're going as soon as I get done building this hand-basket.

What are you, about 5'9"?

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