My cats must die

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by tommymac

Dont let him talk about snakes

Tom

Since the advent of the shotgun, he hasn't had to talk about (or to) snakes anymore.

[rogue]

Originally Posted by tommymac

the kitteh thats what I call my guys. Prolly got it from lolcats.

Tom

I'm sure she did since she filled my crashed computer full of lolcats kitteh porn.

That little asshole wakes me up constantly in the middle of my sleep time. Always laying on my head and he meows and purrs LOUD! He reaches my shoulder with his paws and digs into it. He's damn lucky all I've done is cuss him and push him on the floor, when I really want to watch him bounce off the wall. I can't stand being messed with when I'm trying to sleep.

In the meantime when I complain to Mini-Me, she sends me little messages online to "luv teh kitteh!" Next time she goes to her dad's she can take the little shit with her.

Now that I'm up I'm trying to stay awake so I can get some stuff done a little early and hopefully be able to get some sort of sleep before work tonight.

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Rogue

I'm sure she did since she filled my crashed computer full of lolcats kitteh porn.

That little asshole wakes me up constantly in the middle of my sleep time. Always laying on my head and he meows and purrs LOUD! He reaches my shoulder with his paws and digs into it. He's damn lucky all I've done is cuss him and push him on the floor, when I really want to watch him bounce off the wall. I can't stand being messed with when I'm trying to sleep.

In the meantime when I complain to Mini-Me, she sends me little messages online to "luv teh kitteh!" Next time she goes to her dad's she can take the little shit with her.

Now that I'm up I'm trying to stay awake so I can get some stuff done a little early and hopefully be able to get some sort of sleep before work tonight.

I love the stuff on LOLcats som eprety funny stuff. nermal does that with me sometimes. You feel a thud on the bed then litlte footsteps towards your head. then a few seconds later he will bat your head or shoulder, if yo uignore him he pulls the claws out just a bit to get your attention. Then you roll over and he sees that you know hes there and he flops over so you can rub his belly. When I get up for work they have to be fed first otherwise they wont let me do anything else

Tom

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

Yessir, medium to large breed dogs are awesome. so much more involved with you than any cats.

Hellz yeah. I'd like to see someone take their cat on a 10mile mountain bike ride in the middle of January.



Only cool cats to own are predator cats that are illegal to own. Lions, Tigers, Cheetahs, Lynx, coungers, bobcats etc would be cool to own.

Now if there was a 2 year lease programs on cats that'd be cool. After two years cats become lazy do nothings who sleep and eat all day. Basically they become Democrats.

[Ninjakel]

smittie, is that a border collie???

[Gas Man]

I'm so confused... what did the cats possibly do to keep you from flight?

[Cutty72]

Originally Posted by Dave

actually they would most likely survive that. cats have a very low terminal velocity

I think we need to try it.

Originally Posted by Rogue

Plus mother-fucking-one!

My padawans kitteh (as they call him) is on the verge of becoming a new appetizer....Meat of Their Dead Cat

As a matter of fact, that little fucker's the reason I'm awake now after only a couple of hours of sleep. Meow my motherfucking ass....

I've found throwing cats in snowbanks is a good way to shut them up for awhile.

[Particle Man]

my cat prefers it outdoors and I'm fine with that.

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

that's because they are cats. and being they are cats, they inherently suck, cause all cats suck. their sole purpose in life is to do everything in their power to make your life a living hell while attempting to look cute and cuddly.

This attitude is often adopted by people who are not as smart as cats, which, considering the size of a cat's head, is saying something.

Of course, if you are the kind of person that is fascinated by repeatedly throwing sticks and rubber balls for the sole purpose of having them returned to you covered in dog slobber, it's understandable that you are not as smart as a cat.

JC

[MissHell]

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I'm so confused... what did the cats possibly do to keep you from flight?

If your pets are not flying in the cabin, the airlines will only fly your pets at a certain temperature. I believe it's cause the area they fly in on the plane is not regulated by air/heat, so they must be able to handle the current temp outside.

If the temp's aren't in the range, you (your pet) just sit on stand-by.