Amazing Quote - Page 2

Rangerscott · 11-22-2009, 11:10 PM

Give her a ring and well...............I let you figure that one out.

Curb · 11-23-2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by racedoll

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

so not true...if you give her dollar, she'll spend it

Tmall · 11-23-2009, 05:52 AM

Give a woman a forum address and she'll always bring up your name, tell us all how she buys you stuff and generally make you look like she wears the pants in the family.

Amorok · 11-23-2009, 06:16 AM

Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again.

Ninjakel · 11-23-2009, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again.

wow, sounds like a winner.

neebelung · 11-23-2009, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racedoll

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

That's hilarious...

shmike · 11-23-2009, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Give a woman a forum address and she'll always bring up your name, tell us all how she buys you stuff and generally make you look like she wears the pants in the family.

:bigrofl:

marko138 · 11-23-2009, 09:27 AM

Got 2 posts in and realized I dont care about this thread.

Rider · 11-23-2009, 09:50 AM

Give me a blow job and I'll condition your hair.

marko138 · 11-23-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Give me a blow job and I'll condition your hair.

Such a gentle lover.

11-23-2009, 06:16 AM	#14
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Give a woman a life of support, love, fidelity and all her wants and needs met and she'll give you a life of stress, neuroses, never being good enough, and abstinence. I'm never getting married again. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

11-22-2009, 11:10 PM	#11
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Give her a ring and well...............I let you figure that one out.

11-23-2009, 05:52 AM	#13
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Give a woman a forum address and she'll always bring up your name, tell us all how she buys you stuff and generally make you look like she wears the pants in the family.

11-23-2009, 09:50 AM	#19
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Give me a blow job and I'll condition your hair.