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Old 01-28-2011, 02:11 AM   #1
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I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.
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Old 01-28-2011, 07:55 AM   #2
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I wish I could find a woman that I can settle down with and can churn my butter. So many woman lacking upper body strength.
You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.
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Old 01-28-2011, 08:17 AM   #3
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You should take a trip to St. Jacobs, Ontario, and find yourself a nice Mennonite girl.
Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.
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Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.
Yeah, but it's New York.

NEW YORK.

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Don't have to go that far. I'm surrounded by Mennonite farms.
When do they harvest the Mennonites?

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When do they harvest the Mennonites?

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October(fest).
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Old 01-28-2011, 11:13 AM   #7
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"Hey, I have a great idea! Let's whip the butter, so people who are born without wrist-bones can eat toast!"

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Ok...this really did make me LOL in the office !! I guess that's why they keep taking chit off of the computer around here.
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Old 01-28-2011, 11:43 AM   #8
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Why is this crap in my fridge?

Butter comes in sticks motherfuckers, deal with it.

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So, why is it in your fridge?

Ours comes in cylinders.
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Ours comes in cylinders.
doesn't that screw up your spark plugs?
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First people start paying for WATER - now their paying for AIR?!

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