World Famous Rant Thread - Page 19

Mr Lefty · 04-11-2008, 11:21 PM

that's cause when I was coming through Canada I couldn't help but run one trai... yeah with my bike in the back... and puched a hole in my cat AND muffler...

I got the exhaust fixed about the day before I drove back up. it's quiet as shit now... I hate it

comonboys · 04-11-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15

that's cause when I was coming through Canada I couldn't help but run one trai... yeah with my bike in the back... and puched a hole in my cat AND muffler...

I got the exhaust fixed about the day before I drove back up. it's quiet as shit now... I hate it

so i won't have to hid under the couch when you come over.... LOL

upshift · 04-15-2008, 11:13 PM

I need to move out of the house and get away from my parents. A bike is within my reach but the only thing standing in my way is my mom

Mudpuppy · 04-15-2008, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift

I need to move out of the house and get away from my parents. A bike is within my reach but the only thing standing in my way is my mom

you need to get people.. kind of like h&r block but in this case some bull dyke bitches that will come and rough her up a little - not any short or long term injuries - yet - just sending the message that upshift needs to ride and there shouldn't be anything in his way.. step 2 is the horse head on the pillow.. it usually doesn't get to that but you get the point.. get some people..

upshift · 04-15-2008, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

you need to get people.. kind of like h&r block but in this case some bull dyke bitches that will come and rough her up a little - not any short or long term injuries - yet - just sending the message that upshift needs to ride and there shouldn't be anything in his way.. step 2 is the horse head on the pillow.. it usually doesn't get to that but you get the point.. get some people..

I dont want her to think Im crazy but its really pissing me off.

Captain Morgan · 04-19-2008, 04:30 AM

Fucking idiots!! What the fuck is wrong with people? Can they not read, or do they just not put in the effort? I put my sister's broke truck on ebay for her cause she's not very computer literate. I have no problem with that. But when the second and third sentences of the auction are this: "First thing you should know is the engine seized. It may be possible to rebuild, or it may need to be replaced," why the fuck would someone ask a question like this: "hi my name is cristian i would like to know if the car can run and drive and if engine burn oil.thanks"

Seriously, read the fucking auction you moron. I responded by saying, "as the auction clearly states, the engine is seized. It may be possible to rebuild or it might have to be replaced. In other words, it doesn't run."

If the fucker is that stupid, I'm not going to waste much time on him. Fucking morons.

upshift · 04-19-2008, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Fucking idiots!! What the fuck is wrong with people? Can they not read, or do they just not put in the effort? I put my sister's broke truck on ebay for her cause she's not very computer literate. I have no problem with that. But when the second and third sentences of the auction are this: "First thing you should know is the engine seized. It may be possible to rebuild, or it may need to be replaced," why the fuck would someone ask a question like this: "hi my name is cristian i would like to know if the car can run and drive and if engine burn oil.thanks"

Seriously, read the fucking auction you moron. I responded by saying, "as the auction clearly states, the engine is seized. It may be possible to rebuild or it might have to be replaced. In other words, it doesn't run."

If the fucker is that stupid, I'm not going to waste much time on him. Fucking morons.

He'll come back with an answer like, "Oh...if i bought spark plugs would that help?"

Mudpuppy · 04-19-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Fucking idiots!! What the fuck is wrong with people? Can they not read, or do they just not put in the effort? I put my sister's broke truck on ebay for her cause she's not very computer literate. I have no problem with that. But when the second and third sentences of the auction are this: "First thing you should know is the engine seized. It may be possible to rebuild, or it may need to be replaced," why the fuck would someone ask a question like this: "hi my name is cristian i would like to know if the car can run and drive and if engine burn oil.thanks"

Seriously, read the fucking auction you moron. I responded by saying, "as the auction clearly states, the engine is seized. It may be possible to rebuild or it might have to be replaced. In other words, it doesn't run."

If the fucker is that stupid, I'm not going to waste much time on him. Fucking morons.

i seriously hate selling cars to people as most people are inherently stupid.. i have sold $200 cars and $20,000 cars.. people are all the same.. even for a $200 car the guy is like well i don't know the radio isn't loud enough or its going to need tires at some point - yeah and i don't give a fuck - cash in my hand title in yours or get the fuck out of my face i am not holding a gun to your head to buy the fucking thing.. jesus people are a pain in the ass.. i lease now so i don't have to deal with that shit.. now i just fuck over the car salesman at the dealership and by the time they just figured out what i did the paperwork is already being processed..

Captain Morgan · 04-22-2008, 09:48 AM

Argh, fucking scamming bastards on ebay. As posted above, I listed my sisters truck on ebay. Made the apparent mistake of having a buy it now feature. Some fucktard in the UK "bought it now" for a grand. Yeah, right. I know exactly what will happen. He'll say, I'll send you a check for 3 grand. You ship the truck to me and mail me a refund. Like I'm falling for that. Problem is, now the auction is over because of his "buy it now" bullshit and I have to try to convince the next highest bidder to buy the truck. And I probably won't get any discount from ebay on the fees since it went for buy it now price.

Mudpuppy · 04-22-2008, 11:33 PM

sometimes i just hate life in general.. i know i shouldn't.. i have a great family, great job, etc. but sometimes it seems like i work my ass off and pull alot of the weight at work and at home and i just want a little more.. i don't know its probably wrong but it seems like i deserve it.. it just depresses me sometimes.. i should probably just focus on the positive and i usually do but then i just get in a rotten mood and become ultra asshole..

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04-11-2008, 11:21 PM	#181
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	that's cause when I was coming through Canada I couldn't help but run one trai... yeah with my bike in the back... and puched a hole in my cat AND muffler... I got the exhaust fixed about the day before I drove back up. it's quiet as shit now... I hate it

04-15-2008, 11:13 PM	#183
upshift Looing for a bike... Join Date: Mar 2008 Moto: Nothing at the moment Posts: 571	I need to move out of the house and get away from my parents. A bike is within my reach but the only thing standing in my way is my mom

04-19-2008, 04:30 AM	#186
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Fucking idiots!! What the fuck is wrong with people? Can they not read, or do they just not put in the effort? I put my sister's broke truck on ebay for her cause she's not very computer literate. I have no problem with that. But when the second and third sentences of the auction are this: "First thing you should know is the engine seized. It may be possible to rebuild, or it may need to be replaced," why the fuck would someone ask a question like this: "hi my name is cristian i would like to know if the car can run and drive and if engine burn oil.thanks" Seriously, read the fucking auction you moron. I responded by saying, "as the auction clearly states, the engine is seized. It may be possible to rebuild or it might have to be replaced. In other words, it doesn't run." If the fucker is that stupid, I'm not going to waste much time on him. Fucking morons.

04-22-2008, 09:48 AM	#189
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	Argh, fucking scamming bastards on ebay. As posted above, I listed my sisters truck on ebay. Made the apparent mistake of having a buy it now feature. Some fucktard in the UK "bought it now" for a grand. Yeah, right. I know exactly what will happen. He'll say, I'll send you a check for 3 grand. You ship the truck to me and mail me a refund. Like I'm falling for that. Problem is, now the auction is over because of his "buy it now" bullshit and I have to try to convince the next highest bidder to buy the truck. And I probably won't get any discount from ebay on the fees since it went for buy it now price.