06-10-2009, 12:29 PM | #131 |
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While in theory they *seem* like a good idea they're not because gramma and gramps freaky are out there showing off their junk.
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06-10-2009, 12:32 PM | #133 | |
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Although, I've been to a nude beach in Miami.. that shit wasn't much better. Sausage fest, and old crusty ones at that.
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06-10-2009, 12:36 PM | #134 |
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Oh yea! We were in Kiel in N. Germany just across from Denmark and thought it would be a great idea to go the the "clothing optional" beach... Oh the stretch marks and fat rolls...
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06-10-2009, 12:39 PM | #135 |
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For serious. Tracy keeps telling me I need to go out in bikinis more often, but I'm like.. dude, I've had 2 kids, I'm trying to spare people that visual.
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06-10-2009, 12:42 PM | #136 |
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Hey and no offense but if it's that bad... we thank you from the bottom of our hearts! There is nothing worse than some chick with fat rolls and stretch marks wearing a belly shirt to the club!!! Or a muffin top, complete with stretch marks and low rise jeans... God or a combination of the two....
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06-10-2009, 12:50 PM | #137 |
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I've seen plenty of Hot moms in Bikinis who have had 2 or more kids.
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Some one should tell this guy to cover those nasty arms.
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06-10-2009, 12:52 PM | #139 |
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We have a clothing optional beach on Long Island. Walked through it countless times through the years and yes the old creepy dude factor is high. but last couple of times there were a decent amount of the 18-35 year old demographic.. male and female.
the breakdown last time I went was. You had the creapy old dudes acting as gate keepers. Using the Jimmy Dean as a form of weapon warning passerby's to stay away. As long as you focus on the horizon ahead you can make it through without vomiting. Walk about 100 feet and the blue privacy barriers start pooping up toward the dunes. Here you still have a lot of the Imperial Guard walking up and down the beach but you begin to see a couple of families and overtanned flapjacks in addition to the over cooked franks and beans. another 50 feet and the you get the muscle heads followed by strippers. Then you hit the college crowd... Occasionally you see the occasional lost surfer or gawkers giggling there way through. |
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