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Old 02-18-2009, 09:01 PM   #101
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You guys have touched on a movie that is soooooooooooo full of good quotes that it's freaking unbelievable! I particularly like these two........

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There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
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I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:57 AM   #102
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Favorite part of that movie:

"Oh man, I think I shot Marvin in the face."

"Why the fuck would you do that?!"

"Well I didn't mean to shoot him!"
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:08 PM   #103
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"duz your dug bayte?"
"no"
SNAP!
"I thought you sayd yur dug doeznt bayte?"
"Eet iz not my dog!"

"Eez this yur minkey?"

"Caaaatooo?" "Caatoooo?"
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:53 PM   #104
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Bob 'Bull' Hurley: I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle. It's what I love to do, it's what I do best.

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Old 03-06-2009, 11:07 PM   #105
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From the movie office space, when Peter is being interviewed to keep his job.

Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.
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Old 03-07-2009, 02:59 AM   #106
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"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings.. they did it by killing all those who opposed them."
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Old 03-07-2009, 10:26 PM   #107
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Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!?
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:54 PM   #108
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Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!?
LA has palm trees.

Do the math.

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Old 03-08-2009, 01:02 PM   #109
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Old 03-08-2009, 01:39 PM   #110
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"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition's given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed: pure West Virginia. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI." Hanninal Lecter 1991
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