Horrible Day :(

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

Darn, if only I didn't have a wonderful life and job HERE in south Florida, I'd be all over it! Sexual debauchery with strange men is my calling card, after all!

Hey, I'm not inviting you to stay in SoCal permanently now! It's only a weekend visit designed to cheer you up.

BTW, Mule, young dudes don't know how to treat a woman right, either in or out of the bedroom. Isn't that right, MistressMaygin?

We'd start out the day by a quick drive to Redondo Beach, breathing that fresh, cool salty air that is ubiquituous to California coast, have a light and healthy breakfast at my favorite joint CJ's Cafe. Then a scenic drive up the famed Pacific Highway Coast to Santa Barbara with a quick detour through the canyon twisties of Malibu for some high speed thrills. Lunch at the excellent Santa Barbara Inn's Fresco restaurant. Go up further to tour the vineyards at Santa Maria and have a nice snack off my packed picnic basket with Italian cold cuts, fresh fruits and champagne while sitting at the beach of San Luis Obispo. on the way back, we would stop by Ventura to have dinner at my favorite French restaurant there, the 71 Palms. Chef Didier makes his own pate campagne along with the most delightful salad nicoise and onion soup. I'd ask him to make my personal favorite dish lamb rack in demiglace cherry sauce (he only makes this dish especially for for me) for us, some proper red Bordeaux to accompany the meal. Finish off with more champagne and his incomparable creme brule. On the drive back, we'd make a stop at one of the secluded and secret beaches in Malibu where we'd dance to the soft, romantic rhythms of Rhumba while I whisper sweet nothings in your ears, shielding your alabaster skin against the the cool ocean breeze with my manly bulk, hot with the blood coursing through my veins fueled by the passionate Latin beats. As we return to my home with you swooning in my muscled arms, we'd kiss gingerly as I prepare a hot bubble bath to cleanse the both of us.



















THEN THE LEATHERS, THE WHIPS, THE CHAIN AND THE LIVE SACRIFICIAL CHICKEN WILL COME OUT AND WE WILL HAVE SEX LIKE SAVAGE BEASTS!!!

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Hey, I'm not inviting you to stay in SoCal permanently now! It's only a weekend visit designed to cheer you up.

BTW, Mule, young dudes don't know how to treat a woman right, either in or out of the bedroom. Isn't that right, MistressMaygin?

We'd start out the day by a quick drive to Redondo Beach, breathing that fresh, cool salty air that is ubiquituous to California coast, have a light and healthy breakfast at my favorite joint CJ's Cafe. Then a scenic drive up the famed Pacific Highway Coast to Santa Barbara with a quick detour through the canyon twisties of Malibu for some high speed thrills. Lunch at the excellent Santa Barbara Inn's Fresco restaurant. Go up further to tour the vineyards at Santa Maria and have a nice snack off my packed picnic basket with Italian cold cuts, fresh fruits and champagne while sitting at the beach of San Luis Obispo. on the way back, we would stop by Ventura to have dinner at my favorite French restaurant there, the 71 Palms. Chef Didier makes his own pate campagne along with the most delightful salad nicoise and onion soup. I'd ask him to make my personal favorite dish lamb rack in demiglace cherry sauce (he only makes this dish especially for for me) for us, some proper red Bordeaux to accompany the meal. Finish off with more champagne and his incomparable creme brule. On the drive back, we'd make a stop at one of the secluded and secret beaches in Malibu where we'd dance to the soft, romantic rhythms of Rhumba while I whisper sweet nothings in your ears, shielding your alabaster skin against the the cool ocean breeze with my manly bulk, hot with the blood coursing through my veins fueled by the passionate Latin beats. As we return to my home with you swooning in my muscled arms, we'd kiss gingerly as I prepare a hot bubble bath to cleanse the both of us.



















THEN THE LEATHERS, THE WHIPS, THE CHAIN AND THE LIVE SACRIFICIAL CHICKEN WILL COME OUT AND WE WILL HAVE SEX LIKE SAVAGE BEASTS!!!

[byron12]

Originally Posted by DLIT

Bullshit. You're telling me you won't live with a girl before marriage? That's the craziest thing ever. Don't you want to know how life's gonna be living together under the same roof before you sign a contract and then move in? You gotta sample the living together situation before you get married. WHat if you get married, move in, then find out you can't stand eachother? You're fucking whack.

I agree I did just that and have been in a happy relationship for five years married for three of those....

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

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THEN THE LEATHERS, THE WHIPS, THE CHAIN AND THE LIVE SACRIFICIAL CHICKEN WILL COME OUT AND WE WILL HAVE SEX LIKE SAVAGE BEASTS!!!

Why does this not surprise me?

Oh yea... you ride Italian... it's only kinky the first time

[Mistress Maygin]

I've decided not to stay. I'd be too worried that he and his psychotic family members would mess with me. Now I just need to get the rest of my stuff and try to get money from them for the utlities I need to pay for the house before I cut them all off.

[LaFemmes]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

I've decided not to stay.

Good for you!

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

I've decided not to stay. I'd be too worried that he and his psychotic family members would mess with me. Now I just need to get the rest of my stuff and try to get money from them for the utlities I need to pay for the house before I cut them all off.

You know, just turning off all the utilities might be worth writing off that money.... Especially if its done on a Friday. *wink*

[the chi]

Originally Posted by azoomm

You know, just turning off all the utilities might be worth writing off that money.... Especially if its done on a Friday. *wink*

I Second that motion!!

[marko138]

Drama Llama.

[Mistress Maygin]

Originally Posted by azoomm

You know, just turning off all the utilities might be worth writing off that money.... Especially if its done on a Friday. *wink*

I might be missing the joke. What's the significance of doing it on a Friday?

OOOOHHHH cuz they cant fix it til Monday, right?! BUAHAHAHAHA

If my deposits will be considered payment, then I COULD sneak by without having them pay me, cuz it's no extra money out of my pocket. But if anything comes from me, I'll be pissed.

Originally Posted by marko138

Drama Llama.