World Famous Rant Thread

[vabarber2]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

It'll never fucking work. They are tight. Well, they are close and I fantasize about them being tight. They are both young and admittedly talk about everything. If I fuck the one, there's no way she'll be able to shut the fuck up about it (cause I'll destroy that shit... seriously). If I try to fuck the other, she'll talk because she knows the first one is into me.

However, there is always option C. I could fuck the first one and possibly get a referral bonus fuck from the 2nd one (hey, it's happened before). The 2nd one is a real nice girl though, so I doubt she'd go for it...

Yup, that was going to be my word of advice, go for the Referal! If you need to find an old guy and buy his viagra off of him. Then you killing the first will guarentee the second. Nice girls are a thing of the past, now a days its only a front to keep face. All girls need the good stuff especialy once intrigued by referal of just how good it is.

[Mudpuppy]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

fuck 'em both at the same time

line that shit up bro.

better yet get them to fuck each other, take some pics and post them up..

[WARputer]

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy

better yet get them to fuck each other, take some pics and post them up..

Screw that ! Pics are so 90's .....we want VIDEO !!!

[Mudpuppy]

Originally Posted by WARputer

Screw that ! Pics are so 90's .....we want VIDEO !!!

even better.. either that or more realistically when you finally do get the nerve up to hit on one of the skank nasty i wouldn't fuck em with your dog's dick whores please get video of them spitting on you and kicking your little pussy ass.. the only thing getting destroyed is your ego.. you don't have a prayer of dipping your little noodle dick in either of those skanks..

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by t-rock

I really wish i could. I think CEO is workin on it.

Dude.... Professional student FTW!

[6doublefive321]

God damn this GA pollen. I can't see or breathe, and my car is a bright yellow.

[comonboys]

Originally Posted by neebelung

I agree with ya on both counts (which is why I find these women so exasperating! )

When Cutty and I first started dating we went on a "date" to the titty bar and I bought him a lap dance by a good looking dancer. But the time we left I was so tipsy I try bringing our stripper home.......

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

I don't mind titty bars... but they're FAR more enjoyable when you've got your girl there with ya... I don't really like going alone anymore... just not as fun

So we're going when you get home then!!!!!!!!!!

[Dnyce]

fuck it all, lick my balls, bang a broad against a wall

out.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by comonboys

When Cutty and I first started dating we went on a "date" to the titty bar and I bought him a lap dance by a good looking dancer. But the time we left I was so tipsy I try bringing our stripper home.......



So we're going when you get home then!!!!!!!!!!

uh... you bring a good look'n friend and I'm down... cause I don't think you understood my reasoning for wanting a girl with me

[comonboys]

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

uh... you bring a good look'n friend and I'm down... cause I don't think you understood my reasoning for wanting a girl with me

I understood just fine. But apparently according to cutty's post I am to uptight to enjoy it................ So I will just set you up with a friend and leave cutty by himself.... I am the one who brought his sorry as to the bar and bought a dance. And I am uptight. Whatever..............