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Old 04-03-2008, 01:40 AM   #91
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Default Fuck Work.

Fuck work. Fuck my job. Fuck my boss. Fuck you. Fuck the fact that it's just not in my nature to half-ass anything. Fuck the shit salary I make. Fuck the fact that most people in this town get paid 2x as much to do the same fucking job I do, but with less responsibility and accountability. Fuck 14 hour days. Fuck the BS lines my boss gives me 'we want you to only have to work about 9 hours a day'. Fuck the 1,000 other things I am required to do that keep me from finishing the shit I REALLY need to do. Fuck being called into pointless meetings. Fuck being told, at length, shit I already know 1,000,000 fucking times a day. Fuck the hot chick in my office - I want to. Fuck fucking. Fuck the fact that I'll be back there tomorrow... in about 8 hours. Fuck the year long contract I signed committing me to the company. Fuck Orlando. Fuck the general public everwhere. Fuck, fuck twice as hard, the general public in Orlando.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:51 AM   #92
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That's pretty serious OSP. Fuck them. And fuck you too.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:57 AM   #93
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That's pretty serious OSP. Fuck them. And fuck you too.
Fuck the real world. Stay in school the rest of your life. Fuckin' serious.
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Old 04-03-2008, 01:59 AM   #94
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Fuck the real world. Stay in school the rest of your life. Fuckin' serious.
I really wish i could. I think CEO is workin on it.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:00 AM   #95
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you should rage bang that hot chick in the office... get that agression out...
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:02 AM   #96
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you should rage bang that hot chick in the office... get that agression out...
Does she work below you? Cuz if she works about do it in a heartbeat. Below, you might want to watch out. Either way you will be in a better boat than i.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:02 AM   #97
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I really wish i could. I think CEO is workin on it.
Try Drewpy.

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you should rage bang that hot chick in the office... get that agression out...
That's the problem... there are actually two of them. One of them wants to fuck me BAD... The other one, I want to fuck BAD. If I fuck the one that I know wants to fuck me, there's no way I can fuck the other. If I try to fuck the other and fail, then there's no way I can fuck the first one. Therefore, I'll just stay at home and jerk off like usual.

Fuck staying home and jerking off.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:04 AM   #98
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Try Drewpy.



That's the problem... there are actually two of them. One of them wants to fuck me BAD... The other one, I want to fuck BAD. If I fuck the one that I know wants to fuck me, there's no way I can fuck the other. If I try to fuck the other and fail, then there's no way I can fuck the first one. Therefore, I'll just stay at home and jerk off like usual.

Fuck staying home and jerking off.
Fuck the first one and tell her to keep it on the DL until you fuck the second one. I'm sure she'll understand.
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:08 AM   #99
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Fuck the first one and tell her to keep it on the DL until you fuck the second one. I'm sure she'll understand.
It'll never fucking work. They are tight. Well, they are close and I fantasize about them being tight. They are both young and admittedly talk about everything. If I fuck the one, there's no way she'll be able to shut the fuck up about it (cause I'll destroy that shit... seriously). If I try to fuck the other, she'll talk because she knows the first one is into me.

However, there is always option C. I could fuck the first one and possibly get a referral bonus fuck from the 2nd one (hey, it's happened before). The 2nd one is a real nice girl though, so I doubt she'd go for it...
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Old 04-03-2008, 12:26 PM   #100
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fuck 'em both at the same time

line that shit up bro.
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