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Old 02-18-2009, 06:07 AM   #91
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One i've had w/ me since my school days...


"If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of"

I think it was quoted to Ben Franklin. That dude was the shit. Hunnerd Dollah Bills, yo.
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Old 02-18-2009, 09:52 AM   #92
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"... its not my fault..." Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty." Thomas Jefferson
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Old 02-18-2009, 12:36 PM   #93
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I want a girl with extensions in her hair
Bamboo earrings
At least two pair
A fendi bag and a bad attitude
Thats all I need to get me in a good mood
She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang
I love it when a woman is scared to do her thing
Standing at the bus stop sucking on a lollipop
Once she gets pumping its hard to make the hottie stop
She likes to dance to the rap jam
She sweet as brown sugar with the candied yams
Honey coated complexion
Using camay
Lets hear it for the girl shes from around the way

LL Cool J

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Old 02-18-2009, 03:39 PM   #94
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"Say Oops Upside Your Head, Say Oops Upside Your Head"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son."

The Gap Band

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Old 02-18-2009, 04:51 PM   #95
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bear, bear, Big bear....
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:53 PM   #96
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bear, bear, Big bear....
Great Outdoors! Classic!
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:10 PM   #97
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Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:14 PM   #98
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"Say what again Muther Fucker!"
Man only 8 pages and already reposting
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:21 PM   #99
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haha, i couldnt remember. sad part is, its only page 2 for me , shhhhhhhhhhhh

mine is not misquoting anyway :P
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:28 PM   #100
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haha, i couldnt remember. sad part is, its only page 2 for me , shhhhhhhhhhhh

mine is not misquoting anyway :P
Yeah I start laughing when I think about Samuel L and couldn't get it right to save my life! Still crzy cool scene!
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