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Old 09-19-2012, 12:37 PM   #1
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Put kiddie pr0n on his computer and call HR on him.

problem solved
As much as an arrogant elitist prick the old bastard is, he's good at what he does. I'd rather deal with a bunch of eccentric bastards who are good at what they do than the batches of stale "stick to the process" blandness schools have pumped out over the past 10-15 years.
The newest batch of Ivy League brats have their head so far up their ass its like dealing with fucking robots.

We did have a guy busted with pR0n on the work computer.
Rabbi cruising a bunch M4M sites...
He quickly left to "pursue other opportunities".
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:45 PM   #2
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I call my mom mother when i'm annoyed or being sarcastic. "Yes..... i hear you mother....."

I actually think its a trait i inherited from her doing that to my grandma.
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Old 09-19-2012, 12:49 PM   #3
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I'm not sure how my Mom would respond if I called her "Mother"....

I'll put on some head gear and give it a shot when I see her next....I have a guess she might bitch slap me all Daffy Duck style....you know, with the face going round and round the head?
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Old 09-19-2012, 11:36 PM   #4
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Are you sure someone is on the other end of the phone? It makes me think of the last 10 or so seconds of this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5ej7Eui30
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Old 09-20-2012, 03:11 PM   #5
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The curiousity was killing me so I decided to find out.

I called my Mom last night....she answered and I said "Hello Mother....it's Greg. How are you?"

She said "What the hell is the mattah with you?!"

I said "Nothing....I was right. I love you."

She said "Damn kid has lost his mind" and hung up.

I still nearly piss myself laughing thinking about it even now.
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:02 PM   #6
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The curiousity was killing me so I decided to find out.

I called my Mom last night....she answered and I said "Hello Mother....it's Greg. How are you?"

She said "What the hell is the mattah with you?!"

I said "Nothing....I was right. I love you."

She said "Damn kid has lost his mind" and hung up.

I still nearly piss myself laughing thinking about it even now.
Home sweet home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTl...eature=related
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Old 09-20-2012, 04:12 PM   #7
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I think my brothah might have been bangin a couple of those chics.

It's more like this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgHmHeXczpQ

Or this....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGKsJh1nYcw
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Old 09-20-2012, 06:36 PM   #8
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Home sweet home.
Still classier than the Real Baby Mammas... I mean Housewives of Atlanta
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