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Old 09-07-2012, 07:58 PM   #1
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How can you tell?

And I'm with PC, I'd hit it too. She has some strange, moody bitch allure to her that works for me.
She looks like shes probably a terrible "are you done yet get off of me i have a headache pillow queen" I'd hit it but I'd want a notarized written contract for an anal option beforehand :P



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Old 09-08-2012, 04:06 PM   #2
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She looks like shes probably a terrible "are you done yet get off of me i have a headache pillow queen" I'd hit it but I'd want a notarized written contract for an anal option beforehand :P



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Now who is that again?
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Old 09-07-2012, 09:27 AM   #3
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Bitch is in On the Road, fucking whore
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:58 AM   #4
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She's a fucking head case...the kind of girl you meet and the little voice inside your head is screaming RUN!!!!!!! not even 5 minutes later.
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:17 PM   #5
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I'd hit it.
Keep in mind that I'm married so I'll answer "I'd hit it" to any cute girl with a nice body.
When you don't have any skin in the game you can declare anyone fuckable.
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:12 PM   #6
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I watch TV occasionally.

Oh, and all of the parodies.
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:34 PM   #7
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I watch TV occasionally.

Oh, and all of the parodies.
I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...
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Old 09-07-2012, 05:30 PM   #8
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I don't know how you can not know about this. I literally have only like 2 channels worth watching on my TV and I still know who this bitch is...you can't escape it. I am calling BS for anyone claiming that they don't know who she is...
Call BS all you want.

I didn't know who she is.

Still don't.

I'm not sure what vampire show you are referring to or who her co-star is, who her husband is or who she is.
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Old 09-07-2012, 05:57 PM   #9
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Call BS all you want.

I didn't know who she is.

Still don't.

I'm not sure what vampire show you are referring to or who her co-star is, who her husband is or who she is.
No show... movie trilogy. These sparkly queers....

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Old 09-07-2012, 09:44 PM   #10
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No show... movie trilogy. These sparkly queers....

It's impossible to be that clueless to never see anything about this on TV, net, movies, or newspapers.

She was also in that shitty Snow White movie with Charlize Theron.

Just found out the other day she is in Kerouac's On the Road too, fucking bitch...
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