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Old 02-14-2012, 04:11 PM   #1
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:18 PM   #2
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:26 PM   #3
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:37 PM   #4
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Old 02-15-2012, 12:48 AM   #5
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The first three shots look like guys who ought to be members of Duane 'Dog' Chapman's family/bounty hunting team.
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:50 AM   #6
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That website had some of the scariest shit I've ever seen. "G1 Tactical?" "Threat Management Center???" Good lord! If I hadn't seen it first hand with "Snake Blocker" in Afghanistan, I would never have believed it!
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Old 02-15-2012, 10:31 AM   #7
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I was going to say, "Hey, at least none of them are touching the triggers."

Then they let the women handle the firearms. :facepalm
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Old 02-15-2012, 02:42 PM   #8
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Shocked there wasn't a COD:BlackOps throwback w/ that group.
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