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Old 12-04-2011, 08:47 PM   #1
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Bambi boinked his first cousin

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Old 12-04-2011, 09:04 PM   #2
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Bambi got him a little family lovin
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Old 12-04-2011, 09:10 PM   #3
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Bambi was a meadow racing motherfucker!

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Old 12-04-2011, 09:15 PM   #4
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Old 12-04-2011, 10:47 PM   #5
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You know Faline...she just can't pass the buck.
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Old 12-04-2011, 10:59 PM   #6
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You know Faline...she just can't pass the buck.
Fawning over him you mean?
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Old 12-04-2011, 11:49 PM   #7
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Fawning over him you mean?
Oh yes, regarding him with incestuous doe-eyed wonder.
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:50 AM   #8
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"Hey, we really DO taste like chicken'"
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Old 12-08-2011, 07:32 AM   #9
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my buddy just came to me the other day complaining that he boinked his third cousin,
i told him if it bothered him so much he should stop counting
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Next to horses, deer have the sexiest asses in the animal kingdom.
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