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Old 04-28-2011, 05:59 PM   #1
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Your phone is fancy compared to mine.

Mine's whatever was the free one that week. Texting is gay, and typing with your thumbs is bi-curious.

I only care about one thing; Can I hear who I'm fucking talking to?

Maybe I missed it, but when I went to look for a phone that had the best sound quality, both incoming and outgoing, they weren't rated that way. I could find out which one had the best graphics, or some other non-fucking-telephone related shit, but sound quality? No.

Excuse me, but this is still supposed be a telephone, is it not? Everything else is superfluous bullshit.

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Old 04-29-2011, 12:54 AM   #2
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Your phone is fancy compared to mine.

Mine's whatever was the free one that week. Texting is gay, and typing with your thumbs is bi-curious.

I only care about one thing; Can I hear who I'm fucking talking to?

Maybe I missed it, but when I went to look for a phone that had the best sound quality, both incoming and outgoing, they weren't rated that way. I could find out which one had the best graphics, or some other non-fucking-telephone related shit, but sound quality? No.

Excuse me, but this is still supposed be a telephone, is it not? Everything else is superfluous bullshit.

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Old 04-28-2011, 06:00 PM   #3
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:12 PM   #4
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The actual phone aspect of my phone is it's worst quality.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:28 PM   #5
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The actual phone aspect of my phone is it's worst quality.
Glad I'm not the only one.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:38 PM   #6
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The actual phone aspect of my phone is it's worst quality.
Should have bought a Motorola or Nokia.
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Old 04-28-2011, 07:55 PM   #7
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Should have bought a Motorola or Nokia.
Pass.

Besides, it's really not a problem b/c quite honestly I don't want to talk to anyone.
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Old 04-28-2011, 08:02 PM   #8
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Pass.

Besides, it's really not a problem b/c quite honestly I don't want to talk to anyone.
Exactly... these guys want to talk on the phone and we're the queers? Mmm... yeah, ok...

9/10 times if my phone rings, I ignore it.
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Old 04-28-2011, 08:57 PM   #9
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Exactly... these guys want to talk on the phone and we're the queers? Mmm... yeah, ok...

9/10 times if my phone rings, I ignore it.

Seriously, "guys" who spend more than two minutes on the phone at a time are...

I make quick calls when driving so im not texting but its short and to the point.
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:18 PM   #10
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Exactly... these guys want to talk on the phone and we're the queers? Mmm... yeah, ok...

9/10 times if my phone rings, I ignore it.
Bunch of Chatty Cathy's in here.
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