The Male Cycle: The complete cycle of life.

pauldun170 · 02-17-2011, 04:33 PM

oldie but goodie

Subject: The Male Cycle: The complete cycle of life.

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older now, and wiser, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

fnfalman · 02-17-2011, 04:38 PM

When I was 16, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.

When I came to my twenties, I wanted an experienced woman who is wile in the way of life.

When I came to my thirties, I wanted a woman who is my equal.

Now that I'm in my forties, I realize that all I ever wanted was a sixteen-years-old with big tits.

Particle Man · 02-17-2011, 09:08 PM

sounds about right

101lifts2 · 02-17-2011, 10:57 PM

Pauldun srsly? This shit is older than you and has been played a million times.

Trip · 02-18-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Pauldun srsly? This shit is older than you and has been played a million times.

first time it has been on TWFix to my knowledge and I haven't read it before, so :P

02-17-2011, 04:38 PM	#2
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	When I was 16, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. When I came to my twenties, I wanted an experienced woman who is wile in the way of life. When I came to my thirties, I wanted a woman who is my equal. Now that I'm in my forties, I realize that all I ever wanted was a sixteen-years-old with big tits. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

02-17-2011, 09:08 PM	#3
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	sounds about right __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

02-17-2011, 10:57 PM	#4
101lifts2 WSB Champion Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Moto: 2009 Kawi ZX6R Posts: 5,570	Pauldun srsly? This shit is older than you and has been played a million times. __________________ Train Hard Ron Paul - 2012 Mark of Excellence GM