Have you smacked a child today?

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Yeah, I don't get it either. Not at all. Not in any way. Control your offspring.

And, while your at it, teach them some courtesy. When someone says, "Excuse me" it's usually because you're in the FUCKING WAY.

My reflexes have gotten incredible.

I'm guessing that you could probably whack 'em real good with a fucking crutch, and just say "Oops! I slipped".