Oklahoma - Man or Fugly?

[Dave]

Originally Posted by derf

You gotta kinda envy him, he gets into all the girls locker rooms, showers with them, rubs lotion on their backs when they suntan, give eachother massages when they feel tight, and all he has to do is tuck his dick in his asshole.

This does remind me of a news story from a few years back were some dude married a chick and after a few years he found out his "wife" was really his husband, and somehow the guy managed to turn his dick inside outand tucked his frank and beans inside his body. They were married a few years before he found out.

dude musta been hung like a vienna sausage woulda loved to watch him try and find the little man in the boat though