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Old 09-11-2010, 04:34 AM   #1
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Default Good news for you fruity f#ckers

You might still get lucky.

Study: Flamboyant male dancing attracts women best
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Old 09-11-2010, 09:58 AM   #2
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Just proves that women want shit (in this case gay men) they cant have
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Old 09-11-2010, 01:32 PM   #3
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And yet, Homeslice still can't get laid.

It's a cruel world.

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So we are supposed to believe that 37 chicks catergorizes all "women"?

I love these retarded "studies".
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Old 09-12-2010, 08:36 AM   #5
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So we are supposed to believe that 37 chicks catergorizes all "women"?

I love these retarded "studies".
What's the matter, can't dance?

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Old 09-13-2010, 11:05 AM   #6
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Whether you guys like it or not, it's definitely true! Kinda like they said, the bird with the most brilliant plumage attracts the most mates...a man who can dance is pretty damn sexy, even if he's not great looking.

Reminds me of the cruise I took this year, kid at the club, couldnt have been more than 16-17 got out on the dance floor and really tore it up. He looked pretty goofy, like the nerdy guy from zombieland, dance moves from the 70's and 80's (think that sprinkler thing, Micheal Jackson, etc, but he was GOOD) and he had grown women panting after him...every female on the floor was trying to get his attention. I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them, and they still chased him all over the floor. It was all pretty entertaining from the upper levels.
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Old 09-13-2010, 11:48 AM   #7
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Reminds me of the cruise I took this year, kid at the club, couldnt have been more than 16-17 got out on the dance floor and really tore it up. He looked pretty goofy, like the nerdy guy from zombieland, dance moves from the 70's and 80's (think that sprinkler thing, Micheal Jackson, etc, but he was GOOD) and he had grown women panting after him...every female on the floor was trying to get his attention. I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them, and they still chased him all over the floor. It was all pretty entertaining from the upper levels.

When the music stopped, did he stop, look at everyone, and then run off the dance floor?
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Old 09-13-2010, 05:40 PM   #8
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Whether you guys like it or not, it's definitely true! Kinda like they said, the bird with the most brilliant plumage attracts the most mates...a man who can dance is pretty damn sexy, even if he's not great looking.

Reminds me of the cruise I took this year, kid at the club, couldnt have been more than 16-17 got out on the dance floor and really tore it up. He looked pretty goofy, like the nerdy guy from zombieland, dance moves from the 70's and 80's (think that sprinkler thing, Micheal Jackson, etc, but he was GOOD) and he had grown women panting after him...every female on the floor was trying to get his attention. I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them, and they still chased him all over the floor. It was all pretty entertaining from the upper levels.
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.....I think he was austistic or extremely shy because he never once acknowledged a single female or danced with them...
You think he may be autistic, most of us think he's prolly gay.
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Old 09-13-2010, 08:18 PM   #10
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That's the reference I was making, yeah.
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