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Old 09-02-2010, 06:37 PM   #41
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Old 09-02-2010, 07:47 PM   #42
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If you need help the worst thing to do is to yell "Help". People stay away when they hear help. Much better off yelling "Fire" because people want to see that.
Yeah, but someone yelling "Fire!" from inside a chimney?
The people outside will be like "Duh!? You're in a chimney!"
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:29 PM   #43
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Yeah, but someone yelling "Fire!" from inside a chimney?
The people outside will be like "Duh!? You're in a chimney!"
Good point
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:39 PM   #44
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She is a woman, she should of yelled "who wants to see my tits?" and she would of had every man and lesbian in the neighborhood helping her.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:12 AM   #45
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She is a woman, she should of yelled "who wants to see my tits?" and she would of had every man and lesbian in the neighborhood helping her.
Did someone say tits???
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:35 AM   #46
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Sad. 49 year old woman and the only people who missed her were her coworkers.
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Old 09-04-2010, 11:10 AM   #47
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Sad. 49 year old woman and the only people who missed her were her coworkers.
Maybe she made morale higher
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