Fuxored by the long, slow dizzzzzick of the law!

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Originally Posted by goof2

Some dude around here (probably a meth-head) broke in to an unmanned power substation trying to steal copper a couple years ago. I don't know if he died but he definitely got life-flighted out.

Same here. A local mill had shut down, so idiot decides the power must be off, and it would be a great time to steal the copper from the mills substation. He didnt need a lifeflight, he was dead a couple of days when they found him.