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Old 07-26-2010, 11:04 PM   #1
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Bawhahaha. You go urban dic.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JHP

JHP

When a girl is not yet fat, but has the potential to be so. Jabba the Hut Potential.
Look at the biggest chick over there....she's got pure JHP....



FMJ

FMJ, short for "Fuck My Job", has been used to indicate a severe distaste for one's job, when one doesn't wish to express that distaste for all other aspects of his or her life, as then a more comprehensive and complete term FML would be used.
Person 1: "Why is it so hard to get to work on time?"
Person 2: "Because your job sucks."
Person 1: "FMJ."


Short for Fuck my jaw
I was at a Societies Plague show the other night and I was moshing. I got hit in the face and went to the bathroom to clean up the blood. My friend comes up to me after the bands set and says "Sorry I hit you in the jaw man!" FMJ!

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