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Stab it 0 0%
Shotgun 9 20.45%
.45 6 13.64%
Fire 4 9.09%
Strap it to a Rocket (Houston, your mouse has a problem) 9 20.45%
Issue a fatwa 3 6.82%
Hammer Time! 1 2.27%
Death by Ducati 9 20.45%
Clemency (Highly unlikely) 1 2.27%
Syphilis (Tater's whore of an ex-wife option) 2 4.55%
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:11 PM   #1
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I'm a little frightened thinking of how much time it must have taken for you to come up with this.

But it gets my vote.
No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:14 PM   #2
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No, the frightening thing is it only took him about 2 seconds.
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:14 AM   #3
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:23 AM   #4
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I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:26 AM   #5
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Old 06-11-2010, 10:27 AM   #6
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I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
No, 121 ft away.
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:14 AM   #7
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I think you should string it up on a wooden pole and rush it from 21' away while wielding a knife.
This and Tater's Whore of an Ex-wife
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:21 AM   #8
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:58 PM   #9
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Old 06-11-2010, 01:10 PM   #10
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My vote is to strap it to a rocket and practice shotgun skeet shooting mid-flight.
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