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Old 03-09-2010, 06:06 PM   #11
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I think the cop tried to squeeze his boobs - that was not a "heimlich" that was a just a hug
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Old 03-09-2010, 06:22 PM   #12
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I think the cop tried to squeeze his boobs - that was not a "heimlich" that was a just a hug
Death by reach around?

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Old 03-09-2010, 06:25 PM   #13
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Death by reach around?

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Old 03-09-2010, 07:24 PM   #14
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Old 03-09-2010, 07:33 PM   #15
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Really. It's a gay fucking news day. WTF?
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Old 03-09-2010, 10:23 PM   #16
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Well, what if they tased him when he was smoking something legal...like a dick, and he had choked?



Cops gotta be more careful with that shit.

Especially around gay porn stars.
If he hadn't resisted arrest the likelihood of him being tased would have dropped significantly. A nice tip for anyone who may get arrested while trying to swallow a bag: chill out and focus on swallowing the bag. You aren't getting away from the cops anyway so at least "hide" the bag.
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:21 AM   #17
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id like to put it in that anchor milfs pooper. just sayin
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Old 03-10-2010, 12:56 AM   #18
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