The real womans olympics

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by smileyman

I thought women's olympics would include:
50 m and 100 m laundry relay
Freestyle and speed ironing
Synchronized meal preparation
Power vaccuming
and my personal favorite, the clean and jerk.

How about something women aren't genetically engineered to do. Such as balancing a checkbook relay or the park-a-car-athlon