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Old 02-04-2010, 06:45 PM   #1
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same thing, basically. it's funny how they always make their way back to the original subject.
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Old 02-04-2010, 08:23 PM   #2
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Why is it in almost every heavy metal song, the guitarist and drummer try to play as fast as they can?
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:22 AM   #3
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Why is it in almost every heavy metal song, the guitarist and drummer try to play as fast as they can?
It's one of the rules of Rock and Roll.

If you can't play well, play fast.

If you can't play fast, play loud.

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Old 02-05-2010, 10:28 AM   #4
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It's one of the rules of Rock and Roll.

If you can't play well, play fast.

If you can't play fast, play loud.

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How about play well, play fast, AND play loud?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JjQGt7WjK0
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:39 AM   #5
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How about play well, play fast, AND play loud?


WTF was that?

Head bouncing hair band with, FLASHING SKULLS DUDE!!!

Sorry man, but that was bloody awful. Sure, they can play, but I don't think I've ever heard a worse sound come out of a cello.

Points for trying, but that shit ain't working for me.

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Old 02-05-2010, 05:39 PM   #6
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It's one of the rules of Rock and Roll.

If you can't play well, play fast.

If you can't play fast, play loud.

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marko's words to live by.
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:46 PM   #7
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marko's words to live by.
Mine too.

I can't play worth a shit, but turn that fucker up to 11, and I'm Jimi Fucking Hendrix.

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Old 02-05-2010, 06:23 PM   #8
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Mine too.

I can't play worth a shit, but turn that fucker up to 11, and I'm Jimi Fucking Hendrix.

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The worse you play the more distortion you need. It isn't that I play like shit, they just haven't invented the equipment I require yet.
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