Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu - Page 2

racedoll · 01-02-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralynne

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

LeeNetworX · 01-02-2010, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racedoll

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

Tofu is for poofers that don't want to eat meat; that's why the tofu is French.

askmrjesus · 01-02-2010, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by racedoll

I understand the bacon, just not the tofu.

That's because the tofu speaks french.

Which is weird, since tofu comes from China.

JC

Apoc · 01-03-2010, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lauralynne

Bacon is the Chuck Norris of the food world. End. Of. Story.

Its killed as many people!

Avatard · 01-02-2010, 10:43 AM

Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu.

Bacon FTMFW.

I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly.

Dave · 01-03-2010, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

Yeah, but it speaks French because it's gay. French is the only language gay enough for Tofu.

Bacon FTMFW.

I can and have made an entire pound of bacon vanish single-handedly.

had the munchies eh?

Avatard · 01-03-2010, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

had the munchies eh?

Yes, oddly enough, I managed to get down a few slices of bacon this evening, even though I am still without my medicine, and haven't been able to eat an entire meal in about 5 days. Thanks for your concern.

(really hard)

Kerry_129 · 01-03-2010, 11:22 AM

"Bendable, and lots of fun wherever fun is needed."

Tmall · 01-02-2010, 11:46 AM

J'pense plusieme du l'homme du la place ici aime le cock.

CrazyKell · 01-02-2010, 11:58 AM

I made 3 appetizers for NYE. When asked why I made so many, I said "because they all have bacon." Then I was asked "why do they all have bacon?"

I didn't understand the question.

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01-02-2010, 11:58 AM	#10
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I made 3 appetizers for NYE. When asked why I made so many, I said "because they all have bacon." Then I was asked "why do they all have bacon?" I didn't understand the question.