Night Befo Crizzmus

[AquaPython]

Night Befo Crizzmus
> >
> >
> > Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
> > everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
> > We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
> > dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks.
> >
> > All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
> > my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe.
> > Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all
> > when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it
> > must be da law".
> >
> > I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could
> > see,
> > I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
> > But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at
> > dat".
> > dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats.
> >
> > Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
> > but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un'
> > tonight.
> > Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
> > and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
> >
> > On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who
> > On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
> > Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
> > I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that
> > Sh'eet!.
> >
> > Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on
> > my doe,
> > an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch....he don did dis
> > befoe"!
> > He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
> > Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my
> > neck.
> >
> > But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
> > He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
> > Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
> > I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too.
> >
> > He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
> > and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a
> > bitch".
> > So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
> > 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a
> > shit !!!!
>

[shmike]

Fred Claus?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tiw3ueH3EI

[pauldun170]

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh

This is awkward....

[shmike]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

oooooooooohhhhhhhhh

This is awkward....

No shit.

Like we wanted another New Yorker in the Florida section.

Lemme guess, you're Jewish?

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by shmike

No shit.

Like we wanted another New Yorker in the Florida section.

Lemme guess, you're Jewish?

If I say I'm Jewish does that entitle me to make Jewish jokes?

[Racerboy]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

If I say I'm Jewish does that entitle me to make Jewish jokes?

Absofuckinglutely!!!