Man Code #7 - Page 2

Captain Morgan · 11-20-2009, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock

No you say "I know, I wasn't trying to look at your eyes."

Or, "yeah, but your tits look better than your face."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

don't want me to look, don't stick 'em out there for me to see.

Without a doubt. That said, I do TRY to be respectful and look a woman in the face if she's looking at me. But if she's not looking at me, I'm checking out the cleavage.

Adeptus_Minor · 11-20-2009, 07:37 PM

Actually, there is a time distortion effect associated with boobs and men's eyes.
As we look down toward the cleavage, time begins to slow down.
Therefore, although we may think women are getting frustrated at a quick glance downward, we've actually been staring for 30 seconds to a minute or more.

See diagram:

Amorok · 11-20-2009, 09:17 PM

Look, if you've got a big rack, I'm looking at it. Pull a 60" plasma screen out of your purse and turn on the game, I'll look at that. You don't like me looking at your boobs? There's a place you can go where that won't happen. It's called a convent. I hear the food sucks, enjoy.

EpyonXero · 11-20-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Actually, there is a time distortion effect associated with boobs and men's eyes.
As we look down toward the cleavage, time begins to slow down.
Therefore, although we may think women are getting frustrated at a quick glance downward, we've actually been staring for 30 seconds to a minute or more.

See diagram:

Oh shit its DDebs

Adeptus_Minor · 11-21-2009, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Oh shit its DDebs

Hehehe... yus. I made this years ago for a similar discussion on CF.

dReWpY · 11-21-2009, 04:47 AM

please tell your boobs to stop staring at me, thats i am saying...

i lolz

CasterTroy · 11-21-2009, 06:51 AM

I love debs!

karl_1052 · 11-21-2009, 02:44 PM

Haha. Debs would love that pic.

sherri_chickie · 11-21-2009, 10:55 PM

As a well endowed female I have just resigned myself to the fact that my eyes are not what guys will automatically look at and unless I am wearing a moo-moo their eyes will drift downward. I don't take it personally. And I agree with the guys who say dont wear low cut shirts if you are going to get mad at guys looking at the girls.

Rider · 11-23-2009, 08:53 AM

If they are big, I'm looking. There is plenty of time to stare at her face.......when she is sucking me off.

11-20-2009, 07:37 PM	#12
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Actually, there is a time distortion effect associated with boobs and men's eyes. As we look down toward the cleavage, time begins to slow down. Therefore, although we may think women are getting frustrated at a quick glance downward, we've actually been staring for 30 seconds to a minute or more. See diagram: __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

11-20-2009, 09:17 PM	#13
Amorok Issukangitok Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Biloxi, MS Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T Posts: 2,225	Look, if you've got a big rack, I'm looking at it. Pull a 60" plasma screen out of your purse and turn on the game, I'll look at that. You don't like me looking at your boobs? There's a place you can go where that won't happen. It's called a convent. I hear the food sucks, enjoy. __________________ What goes around comes around. Sometimes you get what's coming around, and sometimes you are what's coming around. You see what I mean?

11-21-2009, 06:51 AM	#17
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	I love debs! __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

11-21-2009, 02:44 PM	#18
karl_1052 sergeant hatred Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Ottawa Moto: The bus Posts: 2,723	Haha. Debs would love that pic. __________________ My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

11-21-2009, 10:55 PM	#19
sherri_chickie WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Calgary Moto: Gs500F Posts: 683	As a well endowed female I have just resigned myself to the fact that my eyes are not what guys will automatically look at and unless I am wearing a moo-moo their eyes will drift downward. I don't take it personally. And I agree with the guys who say dont wear low cut shirts if you are going to get mad at guys looking at the girls.

11-23-2009, 08:53 AM	#20
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	If they are big, I'm looking. There is plenty of time to stare at her face.......when she is sucking me off.