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Old 11-02-2009, 01:22 PM   #1
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Old 11-02-2009, 01:39 PM   #2
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"It was difficult to provide some hypotheses for the function of the fellatio behavior," Zhang said. "We held many meetings to discuss the functions."
Fucking scientists.

I don't know what kind of bats our local zoo has, but those little bastards masturbate almost every waking moment.
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:04 PM   #3
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Horseshit. Fucking bats get oral sex and I can't get a blowjob but every three months?! FML
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:06 PM   #4
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Do it for the bats.
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:50 PM   #5
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Fucking scientists.

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I bet their "Meetings" and "Discussions" where with some underage prostitutes that the IOC reps recommended from the Beijing Olympics.

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Old 11-02-2009, 08:36 PM   #6
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Horseshit. Fucking bats get oral sex and I can't get a blowjob but every three months?! FML
Have you tried dressing up like a bat?

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