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Old 05-20-2009, 04:35 PM   #1
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woman delivers twins that have different fathers...
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:43 PM   #2
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Wow. Impressive...but in all the wrong ways.
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Old 05-20-2009, 04:55 PM   #3
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...Unless you consider genetic diversification in order to protect the continuation of your particular genetic traits in the species (nature's directive), in which case she's got a full win going.

As a human in society, however, this is viewed as a failure scenario...I'll give you that.

She's a ho.
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Old 05-20-2009, 05:05 PM   #4
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LOL... I heard that on "Paternity Test Tuesday" on a local radio station while I was up there. I thought it was a joke.
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Old 05-20-2009, 05:09 PM   #5
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I heard they asked her who the dad was. She said, "can you eat a can of beans and tell me which one made you fart?"
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:25 PM   #6
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I heard they asked her who the dad was. She said, "can you eat a can of beans and tell me which one made you fart?"
2nd guy in the equation must have experienced the "hotdog down a hallway" syndrome....
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:49 PM   #7
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so much for the old... "well she's already pregnant I'm safe" stance
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:29 PM   #8
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2nd guy in the equation must have experienced the "hotdog down a hallway" syndrome....
did you see her picture? im pretty sure that hallway caved in a long time ago anyway, her man is a bitch. i woulda tried to get custody of MY kid and bounced
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Old 05-21-2009, 08:44 AM   #9
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Two brothers that were close friends of mine were 3 months a part in age. Their dad was married and had an affair. That made for some interesting conversations but those I'm sure pale in comparison so what this situation will bring. I wonder which dad got sloppy seconds?
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