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SPEED RACER
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 377
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex,
she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?' 'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.' |
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speed walker
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in da 305
Moto: Sprint ST
Posts: 325
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Fail
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SPEED RACER
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Florida
Posts: 377
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just learning
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: western nc
Moto: 1996 M900
Posts: 1,348
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Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut who stood it's ground! |
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too much time on my hands
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now.
Posts: 1,802
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wow. EPIC FAIL on his part for picking her up.
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Cl4p-Trap
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Moto: Your mom.
Posts: 734
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i almost barfed laughing! ! !
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Firm as cherries.
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Custom User Title
![]() Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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oh nooooooooooooo
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman |
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