08-31-2010, 10:06 PM | #1 |
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
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Take a stupid sport, add some bad luck, and VoilĂ*
Burn down the fucking course!
Errant golf swing sets course on fire Awesome! 150 Firefighters to put it out!
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08-31-2010, 10:20 PM | #2 |
resident gimp
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I've hit some crappy shots before...probably broke a window or two, but damn, I never set the course on fire
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08-31-2010, 10:21 PM | #3 | |
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08-31-2010, 11:16 PM | #4 |
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that is the funniest thing I've read all day
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09-01-2010, 09:18 AM | #5 |
I give Squids a bad name
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He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever.
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09-01-2010, 04:11 PM | #6 |
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^^^Trackdays in the rain...??
I find it really hard to believe that a golf club caused a spark. More like a cigarette butt.
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09-01-2010, 06:15 PM | #7 |
I give Squids a bad name
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My grandma wheelies through rainy trackdays.
Another great quote about Golf from Rodney Dangerfield "Golf courses and cemeteries, biggest waste of prime real estate"
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09-01-2010, 06:30 PM | #8 |
South of Heaven
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my thoughts exactly
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09-01-2010, 08:02 PM | #9 |
With MORE TYEstosterone
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09-01-2010, 08:48 PM | #10 |
Viff6N Mutated Warrior
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People that suck at golf are the ones that whine like a bitch.
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