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Old 08-31-2010, 10:06 PM   #1
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Burn down the fucking course!

Errant golf swing sets course on fire

Awesome! 150 Firefighters to put it out!

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Old 08-31-2010, 10:20 PM   #2
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I've hit some crappy shots before...probably broke a window or two, but damn, I never set the course on fire
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:21 PM   #3
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Do you know how hard it is to start a fire without matches? And this guy does it with two swings of a golf club, and then can't put it out? I say alcohol was involved.


I just wish I knew the guy. I mean, how could you EVER live that down?
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:16 PM   #4
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that is the funniest thing I've read all day
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:18 AM   #5
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He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:11 PM   #6
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^^^Trackdays in the rain...??

I find it really hard to believe that a golf club caused a spark. More like a cigarette butt.
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:15 PM   #7
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^^^Trackdays in the rain...??
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My grandma wheelies through rainy trackdays.

Another great quote about Golf from Rodney Dangerfield
"Golf courses and cemeteries, biggest waste of prime real estate"
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Old 09-01-2010, 06:30 PM   #8
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He did society a favor. Golf is the fucking dumbest sport ever.
my thoughts exactly
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:02 PM   #9
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Hear hear.
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:48 PM   #10
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People that suck at golf are the ones that whine like a bitch.
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