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Old 08-18-2009, 12:06 AM   #81
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You know someone personally that had a cult christian group that was against dirt bikes riding in the woods behind their cult plantation that setup up a booby trap to stop them from riding there though.
Oh yea? Who? Just kidding! Yea I also know a guy who lost his spleen from a farmer running a wire trap because they were riding dirt bikes down his access road as a short cut to his property. According to my friend the guy never once said anything to him or his Dad about it. In fact, his Dad had always considered them friends.

I'm sure you all remember, my ride report on the crazy old lady who hit one of my guys with a pitch fork because she was tired of people riding down her road.
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:12 AM   #82
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Research, duh.

I can't stand the show, but mainly because of the shitty ass captain. He always plays it so it's not his fault if shit goes wrong. For example people wanted to do some weird mission but the people who were going to do the mission were worried about it. The captain basically said "Decide yourselves" but then brow beat them into doing it. Your a fucking captain, you make the god damn call.

For the rest of the crew. Nothing but a bunch of whiney ass rich kids who are wanting to score some sweet sweet hippy bush poontang..

Whales suck anyways. Save dolphins because dolphins are much cooler and smarter than whales.
Well, except Orcas they are super cool!!!
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:12 AM   #83
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Well, except Orcas they are super cool!!!
Orcas are dolphins just like Pilot whales.
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:15 AM   #84
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Orcas are dolphins just like Pilot whales.
I thought that the teeth differentiated them somehow... well anyway, cool let's kill all the stupid whales except for one pair we need just in case aliens come looking for them in the future!!!
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:16 AM   #85
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Im not for killing whales at all....

I am for killing wierdo environmentalists though. If I could get a license for them, i'd use the whalers as bait to catch me a crazy.
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I thought that the teeth differentiated them somehow... well anyway, cool let's kill all the stupid whales except for one pair we need just in case aliens come looking for them in the future!!!
Don't know anything about their teeth but the intelligence, speed, and agility come from the dolphin side. Which is why Orcas (their scientific name means "Bringer of Death") are kings of the ocean. Giant Squids, Great Whites, etc generally do not fuck with a full grown Orca.
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I am for killing wierdo environmentalists though. If I could get a license for them, i'd use the whalers as bait to catch me a crazy.


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Don't know anything about their teeth but the intelligence, speed, and agility come from the dolphin side. Which is why Orcas (their scientific name means "Bringer of Death") are kings of the ocean. Giant Squids, Great Whites, etc generally do not fuck with a full grown Orca.
Man, I want one for a pet!!!
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Old 08-18-2009, 12:45 AM   #88
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Man, I want one for a pet!!!
I'd want one as a buddy in the wild. Killer whales have attacked more humans in captivity than in the wild. Infact I think there is only 1 recorded incident in the world of a killer whale attack (that wasn't accidental).

Want to see how smart they are???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3xmqbNsRSk
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I'd want one as a buddy in the wild. Killer whales have attacked more humans in captivity than in the wild. Infact I think there is only 1 recorded incident in the world of a killer whale attack (that wasn't accidental).

Want to see how smart they are???
That, is AWESOME.
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About 6 years ago I went whale watching off of Vancouver island.

We lucked into a super pod. There must have been 50 orca.

We just shit off the boat and drifted while they swam around us.

Beyond a shadow of a doubt, the coolest thing I have ever experienced.

Even got to see a whale boner! the tour guide says, "kinda humbling eh guys?" I told him, speak for yourself.

And to top it all off, while we're zooming back in a 400hp rhib, 4 cf 18s fly over us in formation.

By far, one of the coolest days in my life!
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