whats inside a cup of coffee? - Page 5

HurricaneHeather · 10-08-2009, 10:20 AM

I think coffee is very untasty and it makes me nauseous. I used to think it was because of the sugar and cream I put in it to choke it down, but if I have it black it makes me sick to my stomach anyway.

Kaneman · 10-08-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Wow, i didn't even know boys can get it up at 12.

FYI, even newborns get boners.

AquaPython · 10-08-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman

FYI, even newborns get boners.

maybe you can make a t-shirt with that on it.

HurricaneHeather · 10-08-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by AquaPython

maybe you can make a t-shirt with that on it.

Avatard · 10-08-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsunami

Wow, i didn't even know boys can get it up at 12.

That's funny, you seem to have "missed" one of the "cutest" details of the care and ownership of the human penis, then.

See, the thing goes stiff for no apparent fucking reason since day one.

Kane's right, newborns get wood. See, that's kinda the deal with the dick. You'll just be minding your own fucking business, and BAM; raging wood. Hi there!

Furthermore, there are plenty of legitimate reasons for it to stiffen without warning too....just standard biological; like in your sleep, or in the morning when you awake. The morning kickstand...or for no apparent reason at all.

From day one it's your rather insistent and rowdy but fun best friend, with no apparent sense of timing whatsoever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2krsx7IUEQ

HurricaneHeather · 10-08-2009, 12:48 PM

Reminds me of Louis CK. "If you see a 9 year old kid on the street, just give him 20 bucks. His life is rough. If you have a 9 year old boy, he's at home fucking your couch right now."

fasternyou929 · 10-08-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

See, the thing goes stiff for no apparent fucking reason since day one.

Reminds me of comedy skit I saw years ago. The guy was talking about how hard it is to get an erection in old age compared to when you're younger. "At 12 years of age, you could get an erection over damn near anything! You'd be watching the news and they'd be showing the wreckage from an airline crash. 'Is that a stewardess' leg in the tree?' Instant hard-on. Compare that to our 30's/40's."

Tsunami · 10-08-2009, 05:58 PM

I always thought morning wood started around adolescent age. Wow, the things you can learn from TWF

Amorok · 10-09-2009, 07:52 AM

And there's nothing better than being in a meeting with your 40 year old man supervisor and your female group commander who you're not remotely attracted to. Until during thar meeting you develop a powerful, steel-hard, authoritative erection, one so big and stiff it's actually painful. Especially when the meeting comes to an end and you have to stand at attention (you're already at attention in your pants) and you know there's going to be an MEO complaint over your obscenely protruding pants. No, not embarrassing at all.

askmrjesus · 10-09-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

And there's nothing better than being in a meeting with your 40 year old man supervisor and your female group commander who you're not remotely attracted to. Until during thar meeting you develop a powerful, steel-hard, authoritative erection, one so big and stiff it's actually painful. Especially when the meeting comes to an end and you have to stand at attention (you're already at attention in your pants) and you know there's going to be an MEO complaint over your obscenely protruding pants. No, not embarrassing at all.

So.....is the man supervisor hot?

JC

10-09-2009, 07:52 AM	#49
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10-08-2009, 10:20 AM	#41
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	I think coffee is very untasty and it makes me nauseous. I used to think it was because of the sugar and cream I put in it to choke it down, but if I have it black it makes me sick to my stomach anyway.

10-08-2009, 12:48 PM	#46
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	Reminds me of Louis CK. "If you see a 9 year old kid on the street, just give him 20 bucks. His life is rough. If you have a 9 year old boy, he's at home fucking your couch right now."

10-08-2009, 05:58 PM	#48
Tsunami Pug Queen Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Las Vegas, NV Moto: DR200, SV650 Posts: 2,486	I always thought morning wood started around adolescent age. Wow, the things you can learn from TWF