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Old 04-15-2010, 11:49 PM   #11
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Ok, I found the pair in the passenger seat of my car. It fell out of my bag.
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Old 04-16-2010, 01:02 AM   #12
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I can't understand why Paul eats rabbit food at work.

Does he work at a pet store? Is he lactose intolerant?

I'm torn between telling him where his pear is, or mailing him a candied ham.

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Old 04-16-2010, 08:47 AM   #13
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Ok, I found the pair in the passenger seat of my car. It fell out of my bag.
Well that's just wonderful.

WTF are we supposed to do with all these milk cartons?

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Old 04-16-2010, 10:33 AM   #14
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Well that's just wonderful.

WTF are we supposed to do with all these milk cartons?

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Don't give them to me
I'm lactose intolerant.
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Old 04-16-2010, 10:49 AM   #15
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Don't give them to me
I'm lactose intolerant.


I knew it!

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Old 04-16-2010, 12:34 PM   #16
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Old 04-16-2010, 04:06 PM   #17
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:19 PM   #18
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This story is worthless unless you tell me WHAT kind of pear it was.
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:27 PM   #19
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FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly
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Old 04-18-2010, 04:35 PM   #20
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FUck pears, they get mushy too quickly
Stop fucking them and you'll stop mushing them. Try a watermelon instead, it should hold up better.
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