09-22-2010, 05:01 PM | #20 |
Serious Business
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
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Cop pulls you over.
"What are you an asshole? Do you know how fast you were going around that corner?" Well officer, I am not equipped with a state calibrated speedometer so I can make no comment on my speed, so I must rely on your assessment. "You took that corner too fast!!" What speed was I travelling? Did I exceed the posted speed limit? "No" What is the exact lawful speed that I must travel through this corner? "....(reaches for Taser) you were reckless" Reckless means foolhardy, marked by defiant disregard for danger or consequences. At no point during the turn was I out of control nor was I at any point negligent in observing the conditions to ensure that no one, including myself was in danger. 12 tickets, 5 hours later in the jail cell..... |
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