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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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You have not gazed upon true perfection, if you have not witnessed the horrid audacity of my mother's most dangerous culinary achievement.
Flaming Spam Cherries Jubilee. My mom can't cook. She never could, and she never will. She kicks ass at collecting recipes though. Why she decided to clip out FSCJ, is a mystery in my family. Some say she lost her mind. Others maintain that she had an affair with a traveling clove salesman. The truth is out there. Somewhere. Flaming Spam Cherries Jubilee is a simple dish. You take a can of Spam, jiggle it out onto a plate, cover every millimeter of it with whole cloves, pour a can of cherry pie filling on top, and then soak it brandy and set it on fire. The result is nothing less than spectacularly disappointing. I lost two teeth, and an eyebrow that night. To this day, my mother denies all knowledge of ever having made this recipe. She lies. JC
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The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me. Last edited by askmrjesus; 11-25-2009 at 12:15 AM.. |
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