Derf and Dave

[Amber Lamps]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

Fuck the cops who needlessly pulled you over in under the false guise of public safety when you were not riding in a reckless manner.

And fuck the tow company that probably got a good laugh dropping your bikes off the back of their flatbed then resorting to threats and extremely unethical behavior.

Send them a letter with a counteroffer of $3,000 and as a sign of good will include a rotten goat cock sandwich on rye.

Devil's Advocate Here,

1. They admit to speeding.
2. Their paperwork was fucked up.
3. He admits to harassing customers as they entered the business.
4. Goat cock is very expensive and would ad to his "court costs".